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1. in the car

i only had an hour of sleep. plus two twenty minute naps.

how are you even awake?

i don't know

2. at a fancy hotel

you should order a drink

nah, it's okay

no one would know

and it's past 7 in sydney now

what if we turn our watches to 7 o'clock?


3. ipoh, walking towards a chinese restaurant

wait, you mean you can't smoke during puasa?

uhm, no.

oh, do u smoke then?

yes he does.

haha. yeap.

he never smokes during work.
but i see cigarettes in his bag.
and sometimes he smells of smoke when he comes into office.



4. while eating

i never see malays in a chinese restaurant. kan?

that's because, you know, they serve pork.

you know, they (malay pedestrians passing along) must be saying, " what is that malay kid doing eating at a chinese restaurant?"

you and i both. i was eating pork one day when two chinese ladies looked at me as if they were saying "why are you eating that?". i'm chi-nese!

you should've said "it's nice what?"